gretchenkdeahlThis teeny Guardian Monster is called ERTYL SKEEMADALA,
PERSONALITY: His diminutive stature compels him to prove his fierceness from time to time. Extremely alert and a bit too serious, he is full of dreams and schemes. This pocket-sized monster doesn’t let anything or anyone get in the way of his grand plans.
POTENTIAL ISSUES: Excitable and temperamental, he may unexpectedly burst into micro tantrums for no apparent reason. These energetic episodes usually last no longer than a few seconds and can be quite amusing to watch… from a distance.
RULES OF ETIQUETTE: Formal, polite dialogue is highly recommended when conversing directly with this monster, as he takes offense easily. A bow of respect is suggested before any conversation begins. Whatever you do, DO NOT laugh or giggle at his squeaky voice. If you must release a guffaw, try at least to make it sound like a cough. (Heed this warning or you will be sorry). Tail positions: Gentle undulations indicate interest; Limp and lying on the ground indicate boredom; Stiff, straight and vibrating means you have seconds to apologize (even if you do not know what for) OR run for your life.
gretchenkdeahl This teeny Guardian Monster is called ERTYL SKEEMADALA,
Show morePERSONALITY: His diminutive stature compels him to prove his fierceness from time to time. Extremely alert and a bit too serious, he is full of dreams and schemes. This pocket-sized monster doesn’t let anything or anyone get in the way of his grand plans.
POTENTIAL ISSUES: Excitable and temperamental, he may unexpectedly burst into micro tantrums for no apparent reason. These energetic episodes usually last no longer than a few seconds and can be quite amusing to watch… from a distance.
RULES OF ETIQUETTE: Formal, polite dialogue is highly recommended when conversing directly with this monster, as he takes offense easily. A bow of respect is suggested before any conversation begins. Whatever you do, DO NOT laugh or giggle at his squeaky voice. If you must release a guffaw, try at least to make it sound like a cough. (Heed this warning or you will be sorry). Tail positions: Gentle undulations indicate interest; Limp and lying on the ground indicate boredom; Stiff, straight and vibrating means you have seconds to apologize (even if you do not know what for) OR run for your life.
PROTECTIVE POWERS: Bully Detection & Eviction
BENEFICIAL POWERS: Challenge Motivation
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